Top Five Things That Are Difficult To Do Being 5 Months Pregnant

1. Be Skinny: WTF?? Well it's sad but so true... no more skinny days or skinny outfits or just looking skinny... those days are long gone. So yes when your five months pregnant the word "SKINNY" is no longer in the vocabulary.. 
2. As sad as this sounds... Putting On My Shoes: The shoes that require me to behind down have become a problem in my life.. why you might ask... because I can no longer behind straight down because the belly is in the way.. I have to get creative and put my shoes on at an awkward side angle... if you witness the poor pathetic attempts that I make to put my strappy heel shoes on for work you would understand why half the time I leave it unstrapped. 
3. I told you I was going to be graphic at times so if you can't stomach it skip number 3 & 4... Going Braless: because of my massive pregnant boobies going braless is out of the question.... okay not like I was going to go braless in public... I am talking about in the comfort of my own home. My pregnant boobies (I call them my pregnant boobies because I understand that I have them out on loan) are in constant pain and almost always I have to wear my "Not So Cute Maternity" bra to keep my pain to a minimum.
4. Dry Underwear (remember I warned you): really pregnancy you have taken this away from me too? Yes it is true I never have a dry pair of underwear on these days.. gross.... yes I know! It feels like my bladder is constantly leaking... so the answer is no I am not peeing on myself it just happens a little bit throughout the course of day.. I finally look it up and did some reading on it and they suggest this kegel exercise.. and some of you might have guessed already what that exactly consist of... the exercise consist of tightening the vaginal and rectal muscles... awesome!
5. Finding A Comfortable Position To Sleep In: yes it's true pregnancy has messed with one of my favorite things in life... SLEEP! You can't lay on your back you can't lay on your stomach.. some of the reading says it's best for the baby to sleep on your left side... really???? There is only one position to sleep in that is good for the baby... of course knowing that this position is really the only good position makes this position SUCK that much more.. before I was pregnant I had no problem sleeping on my left side but now knowing that is the only position for the next 20 weeks makes me hate it more and more... in addition to that being pregnant and sleeping never equals solid sleep.. why?? Oh that's easy the fact that you have to pee every hour.. it is almost like you never really fall asleep because the moment you it's time for your seventh trip to the bathroom in one night....